Fifty-Nine Play in SIOPen Golf Outing
Michael J. Kavanagh
SUNY-Albany
Because the first annual SIOPen golf outing was "snowed out"
in St. Louis in 1997, the first playable one was held on Thursday, April 23, at the Chase
Oaks Club in Plano, Texas. Fifteen teams competed in a four-person scramble format, with Team
Big Dawg winning the coveted "Hugo Cup" with a score of 59. For those of you
who are mathematically able, we know that 15 times 4 is 60, but there was one "no
show," thus 59 golfers enjoyed the sunny Texas weather and companionship that is
found in friendly competition.
The co-organizers Chuck "Chili Dip" Lance and Jos
"Hosel" Cortina are to be thanked and congratulated for their efforts in
creating and running this event. The course they selected was designed by Bruce Devlin and
provided a severe challenge for all teams, particularly the signature 17th hole with its
boulder-strewn fairway and water-protected green. Chuck informed us that the venue for
next years tournament will be the Stone Mountain Course in Atlanta.
As mentioned, Team Big Dawg (see picture, below), consisting of
Chuck Lance, Karl Kuhnert, Gay Kuhnert, and Mickey Kavanagh, came in first with a
score of 59. The Fore Swearers team (Robin Gomez, David Baker,
Val Arnold, and Chuck Brazik) placed second in a scorecard play off over the third
place team of Stu Greenberg, Michael Jenkins, Pete Leddy, and Scott
Harkey (The Fore Fathers). Wink Bennett won closest to the pin on hole
7, while Jay Finlinson won the long drive competition on hole 18.
The remaining teams and their members included (1) Team Ethnic
DiversityJos Cortina, Ron Landis, Stephen Gilliland, and David
Costanza; (2) III & JRowland Hanley, Jay Finlinson, Scott
FInlinson, and Peter Chen; (3) ShanksJonathan Turner, Simon
Bartle, Bryan Hayes, and Dave Hammel; (4) BoomersCraig Russell,
Robert Terry, Michelle Dean, and Craig Manley; (5) Fore MenMike
Coovert, Wally Borman, Howard Weiss, and Phil Craiger; (6) Sod
Movers (see picture)Dave Woehr, Erik Day, Wink Bennett, and Paul
Thayer; (7) Pothole MakersMatt Redmond, Mark Nagy, and Derek
Miller; (8) Rough BoysFred Smith, Steve Arneson, Reed Morrison,
and Tobin Anselmi; (9) Least Preferred CoworkersDan Sachau,
Todd Brickler, John Congemi, and Jason Miller; (10) Gang of ForeDoug
Haaland, Suzanne Farmer, Matt Such, and Jayson Shoemaker; (11) Upper
DeckKen Griswold, Bob Berg, Mike Alterkruse, and Dick Gales, and (12) L.G.S.S.Hodges
Golson, Tim Courtland, Robert Guardiola, and Dan Lezotte.
In spite of all the missed putts and a few "out of bounds"
shots, the participants all agreed that it was an excellent way to begin the annual SIOP
Conference. Golfers of all ability levels, from a low handicap of 6 to several players who
had 36 handicaps, enjoyed the day equally. Chuck and Jos have plans to make next
years outing more exciting, and invite all SIOP members who want a "good walk
spoiled" (Mark Twain) to register and play in Atlanta. They are particularly
interested in improving the gender ratio, noting that the wining team had a female and
three males, with one being a northerner.
TIP
Vol. 36/No. 1 July, 1998
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